YC's Satirical Evil Startup Generator for Visionary Founders

Editor’s Note: This article is purely satirical and fictitious. All attributions in this article are not genuine, and this story should be read in the context of pure entertainment only. To the startup founders among us, we know that you are strong. You are capable. You are a visionary, a leader and trailblazer. And we know that above all, you are morally dubious. Here at Y Combinator, we have the perfect fit that will slide right into you — or provide a perfect fit for your goals. So whether you’re looking to profit off child labor or deprive even more minorities of their rights, we have the perfect name for you! Is the purpose of your startup AI or social good? To the moon, baby!